When I was young, I kissed my first woman, and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco.
– Arturo Toscanini, (1867-1957) Italian conductor, Source : seen on the web. “Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast”.
– Anonymous, Source : seen on the web.
Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it’s the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.
– Florence King, Source : seen on the web.
At certain times I like sex – like after a cigarette.
– Rodney Dangerfield, Source : seen on the web.
The sex was so good that even the neighbours had a cigarette.
– Bumper Sticker, Source : seen on the web.