More than a pipe dream
Wednesday, February 17th, 2010One pipe. Two matches. Three grams of tobacco.
Those are the main ingredients for the pipe-smoking contest slated for this Saturday at El Humidor in Wilkes-Barre as part of a celebration of International Pipe Smoking Day.
Of course, another necessary ingredient are pipe and tobacco enthusiasts, people like Dr. Mike Garr, Wilkes University sociology professor and El Humidor employee. Garr has been competing for a number of years, locally, nationally, and abroad. He explains the competition involves preparing, lighting, and smoking the pipe.
“Everybody is given the same pipe — we are using a Savinelli, the same tamper, two matches, a piece of paper, and three grams of tobacco,” Garr says. “Contestants are given five minutes to prepare their tobacco and load their pipes.”
Garr will take an organizer role in this contest rather than his usual participation.
“They are then given one minute to use the two matches to light their pipes,” he continues. “After the two matches are used or the minute is up, contestants see how long they can smoke their pipes without relighting.”
There is a $30 entry free to the competition, and contestants get to keep the pipe, which is valued at over $30, and they will receive a tin of tobacco. The competition will be capped at 10 contestants, so Garr suggests people show up early.
Garr is a president of the Pocono Inter-Mountain Pipe Enthusiasts (PIPE), the organization sponsoring the contest. He’s also vice president of the United Pipe Clubs of America (UPCA), the national federation for pipe clubs in the United States, to which PIPE belongs.
PIPE meets Tuesdays at El Humidor and is made up of an assortment of pipe lovers.
“You find all ages coming to the store,” Garr says. “Cigars are popular among both young and old. Pipes are less popular, but again the ages vary quite a bit. In PIPE, the youngest member is 22 and oldest is 59. We have two engineers, a gun salesman, a beef jerky salesman, a retired school teacher, an unemployed artist, a chef, an appliance salesman, and, of course, me.”
Aside from weekly meetings to enjoy a pipe and company, the group brings in speakers, hosts events and contests, and organizes trips, such as to the Parodi factory in Scranton or to the Chicago Pipe Show in May.
Garr’s first competition was in 2002 in Philadelphia. That same event was where the charter for UPCA was signed; Garr was one of the signatories representing PIPE. Today, pipe clubs across America actively promote competitions, including the biggie, the national Chicago Pipe Show. In 2008, Garr took second among over 30 contestants.
“The club and El Humidor sponsored me to go to Wurselen, Germany for the European Championships,” he says. “Over 300 contestants were at the contest. I sucked and was one of the first to go out. But, it was an interesting trip, especially since I lost my passport on the plane to Frankfurt.”
Garr also took first at the Northeast Regional pipe contest in December 2008 and also at the 25th Annual CORPS Exposition & Celebration in October 2009.
And, as a social scientist, Garr’s researched his hobby, too. He’s presented his studies on the health of pipe and cigar smokers relative to non-smokers at the American Sociological Association in both 2007 and 2008.
According to its official Web site, the mission of International Pipe Smoking Day is to foster links across the globe in honor of friendship, benevolence, and tranquility and to celebrate the fraternity of pipe smokers across all borders. The purpose is to celebrate the “noble art of pipe smoking” where people can “put into practice the time-honored and ancestral traditions of raising our pipes in toast to each other …”
by Donna Talarico, Theweekender

